There was this guy , see, and he said this crazy thing. It was crazy because he said Mother Nature was real. Really real. He gave her a name. And old name. Gaia.
Here’s where I’m coming from. If this Gaia gal is real, and she really is Mother Nature, she ought to be, like, the toughest chick ever invented. Like, she’s got it all. Earthquakes, clouds, tidal waves, volcanoes, right?
She’s also got close to forever to do her stuff. She’s not in a hurry, right?
So, here’s my what if.
What if Gaia wanted to off someone?
Not just anyone, like, any ONE, but us.
All of us. Man us.
It’s not like she’s gonna get out a tidal wave and wash us all away. Or get a massive volcano going. Or maybe order out for an asteroid. Maybe she will. Maybe she did already. I dunno.
Or have us passing a disease that’s so evil it turns our own weapons into its weapons.
I dunno. I was just thinkin.
What I was really really thinkin was that, if I was gonna get into a fight, the LAST person I’d wanna fight would be this Gaia chick.
I know she’d fight tough. I know she’d fight dirty.
I’d be outnumbered. And she can’t die.
There’s one more problem.
She always wins.