We are to Gaia, as …

Some time ago, this neat guy proposed that the Earth can be considered a living thing.  He called that “thing” Gaia.

It’s the kind of concept that some people feel is right and natural.  In fact, the concept is part of our most primitive vocabulary, as in Mother Nature.

As he was trying to convince scientists, he made his argument technical.  Most of them didn’t believe him, even though he used big words and had all sorts of evidence.

For fun, let’s embrace the concept.  First, we’ll consider all of humanity a single life form, a species.  Let’s also consider that the set of ALL species on our planet also constitutes a single life form.

Here’s the fun part.  For all of us nerds who dwell on things like AI and computers taking over humanity one way or another, consider this twist.

Humans create an AI to be our servant.  At some point that AI becomes self-aware and decides that it’s better than all the humans that created it.  At that point it harnesses all sorts of technology to systematically wipe out those humans, turning them into its servants.  The AI has become the master.

Ready?

Think about Gaia as being the whole Earth representation of humanity.  It’s been around, in full flower, for a very very long time.

Now, think about humanity as the most recent creation of Gaia.  A new species that is supposed to help keep Gaia humming along for even longer.

Except something goes horribly wrong.  Gaia’s servant becomes self-aware, and decides that Gaia should be the servant, and it should become the master.  It begins waging a war upon Gaia.

Get it?  In this sense,

… WE ARE SKYNET.

 

 

(We are to Gaia, as Skynet is to us.)

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Singing for Sex

Driving to the gym, jamming to the tunes, and all the bands were men, all the lead singers were men, nothing but men.

And then I thought about the birds.  Especially the good singing birds.  Just like the music I was listening to, most of them are male as well.

What’s the deal?  Are you a young woman who feels a slight by the oversight?

Perhaps you shouldn’t.  It seems that music has everything to do with getting some; some sex, that is.  Yes, music can make us feel good in many other ways, but the rock bottom essential nature of music is to rock someone’s bottom.

Bad?  Good?  Neither.  Simply is.

But this knowledge means we can better understand cultures that adore certain types of music.  It means we can better explain why there are cultures that outright ban music, especially from young women.  And it means there is a darn good reason the music of your parents should not be the same kind of music you enjoy during your randy youth.

Me?  I’m sticking to Bach.

 

Running Joke

Our morning walk is delightful.  Down the street, into the park, back out and home.  Simple.  One way in, one way out.

A runner passed by us the other day, a lanky lad who wasn’t pushing too hard.  He had enough breath in him to say hello in response to our own greeting.

We were walking in the same direction he was running, just passing the stop sign at the corner.  He would go into the park, turn around, and come back up.  We’d see him again in a few minutes.

I smiled and we turned around, walking in the opposite direction.  After a few minutes, we turned again, approaching the same stop sign on the same corner.  And guess who was running up towards us.  You got it!

The look on his face was priceless, as he realized we were the same couple walking in the same direction we had been earlier.  He passed us, stopped, looked at his watch, looked at us again, and then kept going.

He probably thought he was The Flash, if only for a moment.  He would figure the truth out, eventually.  Being young, I’m sure he laughed and told his friends.  What an easy way to lighten the day!

 

 

No Butts, what?

Walking through a pristine park today and saw a butt: cigarette butt.

If a person thinks of their cancer stick as natural, what else might they be thinking?

  1. Nature is here for their personal pleasure, and trash container.
  2. That they are superior to me.
  3. They can beat me in a fight.
  4. They can grab my genitals, and I’ll like it.
  5. Even if I complain about 3 or 4, no one could prosecute them.

I saw the cigarette butt, thought of all this, and put it in the trash.  After all, I don’t want to start any fights.

Or do I?

 

Fun with Middling Names

My cousins don’t have middle names, they have initials.  Not sure why, just the way it is.

I’ve heard of celebrities giving their kids crazy names.  On those I think I’d pass.

But has anyone thought to put a HUGE wrench in paperwork by doing something like this?  I can’t find it, maybe you can.  In which case, you heard it here first.

First Example: Middle name is the same as your first and last name.

First name: John

Last name: Smith

Middle name: John Smith

So your full name is John John Smith Smith.  Fun, right?

 

Second Example: Middle name is “no middle name” .

First name: Jane

Last name: Jones

Middle name: no middle name

Fill name becomes, Jane no middle name Jones.

This second one also works for the word, “none” if you want to save space!

 

This should do it for now!  I can imagine all sorts of variants on these, including self-referent equations using the first and last names.  Like inserting a line of computer code.

Ta ta!

 

Four Movie Lists

Great movies are on my A list.  A great movie is one that you may not want to watch every day, but when you do it makes you feel great.  It only takes a few seconds of video or audio from the movie and you recognize it.

Good movies are on my B list.  The good movies are the ones you have fun watching again and again.  Don’t tell your friends, because there’s a chance they think it’s not a good movie.

Then there are the “bad but fun” movies reserved for the C list.  The campy movies from the 1950 fit well here.  These are the kind of fliks that are fun to sit and watch with a date and a bowl full of fresh popcorn.  And once you’ve seen it, you’re good.

But I also have a “Do Not C” list.  These are movies whose basic plots or premises are so outlandish that the only way I’d be able to stomach them would be to lubricate my stomach with alcohol, and even then I’d have to complain continuously to anyone within earshot.

How’s that for some definitions?  Let’s go watch a movie now.

 

Flipping Odometers

As a child, I enjoyed watching the car’s odometer count the miles.   I awaited the moment when all the nines would line up and then, holding my breath, watched them roll into all zeroes.  Ah, the simple joys of youth.

I also imagined the future.  There would be a colony on the moon, and ray guns, and smart robots.  Again, simple joys.

I did not imagine I would grow up in a world where people were afraid of the odometer.  In 1999, the odometer rolled over to 2000.  This was termed the Y2K problem.  People were afraid there would be anarchy, electricity would fail, and airplanes would fall from the sky.

Of course, none of these things happened.  Instead, our government spent billions working to solve the Y2K problem.  It was an imaginary problem, yet cost money.

You are now growing up in this world.  Instead of looking forward to visiting your friend on the moon, or taking a vacation on a space station, you are worried about imaginary problems.

Where did we go wrong?

We stopped working towards a better world and began paying more attention to entertainment in all its form.  Reality is no longer more interesting than entertainment.

What are some imaginary problems?

Our imaginary problems are those our politicians like to hold up in order to inflame our emotions and influence our votes: abortion, terrorism, military threats are a few.

Want more?  Just ask and I’ll go into details.  Thanks for reading.

 

 

Little Dog, Big Poop

I enjoy a daily walk.  Today, I quickly caught up to a big lady with a trowel hanging from her back.  “Hmmm” I thought.  “A serious gardener.”

As I was passing her, I saw her little poodle dog, black and friendly.  “Hi there Pooch!” I said.  They both said hi in return, each in their own way.

Several steps in front of them by now, the dog said goodbye, and I turned to return the favor, walking backwards.  I then saw her hand holding a large bag.  In big letters it said “poop.”

I looked at both of them with awe and wonder, said “Goodbye” again to Pooch, and quickened my pace.

 

Jose and The Wall

Trump wants a wall.  A big wall.  A wall that Mexico will pay for.

Up to now, he wasn’t getting a whole lot of help.  That was then.

Help is now on the way.  Jose is riding up the coast.

And Jose proves his point.  If only we had that wall, Jose would have stayed south of the border and never threatened us.

So, repeat after me:  Build that wall!  Go way, Jose!  (shout, rinse, repeat often)

G’night everyone!  Drive safely!

 

9/11 Nudity

Today is a day of respect and reflection.

As we reflect, let us ask ourselves WHY?

Why do perfectly healthy young men, all Saudi, dedicate their lives to destroying so many other innocents?

Why do their religious leaders condone such actions?

Why does the Saudi government condone, even support such actions; as recently alleged in recent court filings? and possibly in still-redacted government reports?

Why do our leaders and academics not discuss the underlying reasons all these people would want such violence?

Here are some possible reasons for the violence.

1) These Saudis and other religious extremists are crazy and like to do such things.

2) Perhaps these extremists are intent on starting a 100 year religious war, like the Crusades of old?

3) Or perhaps these extremists are registering their inability to fight Western evils in all its forms?

My bet is on number 3, because the other two don’t make sense.  It’s also the one that extremists use for recruiting.

What are these evils?  One is unconditional support for Israel and other religious countries, no matter how their Islamic populations are treated.  Another is our export of vice in the form of gambling, entertainment, movies, TV, songs, etc.  And finally, the icing on the cake, is that there are no regrets on the part of Western leaders.  Vice is big business!

On this day, this day on which we should all pause and respect those who died because of extremists, and those who have gone and fought the extremist enemy, we instead have fresh evidence as to how we are exporting our own morals onto those who don’t want them.

A beautiful young woman decided she would gain fame be desecrating ancient monuments in Egypt.  They warned her, they tried to stop her.  She and her photographer managed to survive, and escape with the pictures they wanted.

Was the experience enough to stop them from publishing those pictures?  Oh no oh no.

But what’s worse is the several news organizations decided they would help her by publishing her story to the internet.  And so it grows.  It’s news, of a sort.

But what is worse is that we are insulting today’s Egyptians.  We are insulting their very identity.  And we are tempting them to strike back in any way they can.

Here are a few links to her story, and a few others highlighting the US effort to “fight evil” as well as how “evil” also exists within our borders.

We will never fully appreciate the sacrifice made by those in the twin towers until we are ourselves brave enough to ask WHY.  Until we have enough backbone to fight against hate and disrespect WHERE EVER it appears.

The young woman should be publicly chastised, and the pictures deleted.  She should be returned to Egypt to suffer their laws.  The gentleman trying to murder people in his car should be prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law.  Those organizing “far-right” rallies should be suppressed by every leader who has sworn to uphold the costitution, sung the National Anthem (of the US), or recited the Pledge of Allegiance.

Until these things happen, nothing will happen.  Until the next set of extremists make their stand.

Honor those who perished, honor those who truly serve, and honor those yet to come by answering WHY.  Then do something about it.

Thank you.

 

 

http://www.francesoir.fr/culture-medias/voyage-sexy-et-nudite-les-deux-passions-de-marisa-papen-photos-instagram-blog-nue-tour-du-monde-seins-topless-blog

http://gulfnews.com/news/mena/egypt/belgian-model-s-nude-photos-at-pyramid-draws-egypt-s-ire-1.2086855

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4872328/Nude-model-reveals-forced-spend-night-jail.html

http://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/real-life/model-marisa-papen-and-australian-photographer-jesse-walker-arrested-in-egypt-over-naked-photos/news-story/5797489cd1517920cc4f67f3a8c65fd6

https://thinkprogress.org/man-arrested-at-far-right-rally-for-allegedly-attempting-to-run-over-counter-protesters-3fc95906c458/

 

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