What of it? So what? Really? No way! I don’t believe it! OMG.
Imagine if there were some way to roll all of this sentiment into one handy little gesture. Not only this sentiment, but the mild form of this sentiment. Like, if your best friend came to you and said “Look I just bought this fancy designer-brand purse from the store for an ungodly amount of money!”
You are slightly jealous (only slightly!) and disgusted (what terrible taste your friend is showing) and affronted (why didn’t she ask me BEFORE making such a silly decision) and perhaps even a bit antagonized (why didn’t she ask me to go shopping!).
If you are American you would say something like “No way!” And your tone of voice would indicate that it was a very mild form of rebuff.
But if you are French! and you want to say all of this in one simple gesture while still maintaining your (constantly on) French coolness, then you will do this.
Step one. Purse your lips. That’s it, put them together like you’re going to whistle. Gently. Like you don’t care. Because you don’t. You’re French!
Step two. Fill your cheeks with air. Not too much. You’re not a fish!
Step three. Push the air out with your cheeks. Your lips will hold in the pressure for an instant, then quickly open in an “ah” shape. The sound you make is a gentle “puh” as in “puff.”
There. You’ve done it. The French purse. Next time you’re with a Frenchie, check it out, especially in Paris. I don’t know if they do it more there, or if they simply don’t care there more than elsewhere. But there’s a good chance that if you’re having more than a few minute’s of conversation, you’re going to get at least one purse. Maybe two.
And if you want to be French, try it yourself. It comes in kind of handy.
And that’s a purse that’s a true fashion statement.