Last week I rambled on about how there is no science of problems. Is there? Did anyone contradict me? What do you think?
So, what the heck. Let’s try it ourselves. This is supposed to be a day of rest and reflection, right? Let’s think about how lucky we are and how problem free our lives are.
What? You say that’s not true? You have problems, too? Certainly not starvation or educational neglect. But still problems? Great. Let’s hear them. Let’s list them.
Maybe if we get enough problems we can start listing them using some system. Maybe the Dewey decimal system – now that it’s been abandoned by our libraries.
Go ahead – list all of them. Think about them. We have computers with giga-bits of space – so try to fill them up. How many problems are there? Are there more problems than people? Maybe it’s people that are the problems? List them!
Maybe, just maybe, like the Nepalese names of god, if we list all the problems there are in existence they will magically go away? I wonder.
Okay, I’ll start. Here’s a starter list of problems.
What happened to flight MH370? Why are the Russians overrunning Crimea against Ukraine’s wishes? How can we help people living in squalor in tidal regions, like Bangladesh? What can we do to help, and prevent, with accidents like the mudslide in Washington state? How can we prevent every possible child molester? What’s the best way of being 100% assured that all know molesters will never harm another child? How can the SAT or ACT be improved so that it becomes a perfect predictor of academic success, without needing ANY preparation?
On the small front, how can I eat better so that I don’t gain weight so fast? Why do my coworkers always seem to push the boundaries of acceptable behavior? When can I expect my suppliers to always do things better than I expect, instead of just doing well enough to get by?
That’s my list, for now. What’s your problem?